“So why should I read your blog?”
<<Tries to think fast, knowing that you get a nanosecond for such things>> “I write about all kinds of interesting stuff in my life and I have readers from Canada to Europe and my mother likes it and thinks I should write a book and (breathes) I just … kinda think I’m a good writer?”
“Everyone’s mother thinks their children’s stuff is great … and?”
“How about this. Just read it. If you like it, awesome. If you don’t, leave and never come back. But I think you will.”
“Sounds fair. Where do I go?”