When you’ve been married for a long time — for Suzi and I it will be 17 years later this month — disagreements are inevitable.
In our case, it’s mostly because she still doesn’t understand that I’m right all the time.
OK, most of the time.
OK, some of the time.
OK, on occasion I’m convinced I’m right … probably.
But I wasn’t expecting our domestic tranquility to be threatened by …
… a dancing chicken.