I do wanna shake your hand. It would bring me such an immense amount of relief if I could. But you’ll apologize if I’m not ready yet. Come too close and I might bite.
— Read on forge.medium.com/im-going-to-shake-your-hand-way-too-hard-58607b8d6ed7
I don’t remember the last time I shook someone’s hand. The closest may have been when someone gave me a fist bump (I was wearing gloves) the last time I played pickleball before everything shut down.