Vending machine lament

I was feeling a little goofy when I posted this one May 11, 2017.

Peanut M&M’s: “WTF, man! I get that the Doritos and Pop-Tarts are gone …”

Plain M&M’s: “… but those faux-Doritos that taste like paper and are hidden behind the real ones …”

Peanut M&M’s: “… exactly, but people took all the granola bars. Seriously, who goes to an office vending machine and thinks, ‘You know what I’ll get? A granola bar.’”

Snickers: “I’m right there with you. It sucks to be stuck here with the fruit snack thingies up there and the Funyuns.”

Funyuns: “Hey man … we’re not for everybody. What can we say?”

Thing that looks like cinnamon bun of some sort: “Preach.”

Peanut M&M’s: “I’m sure you’re having trouble, Snickers, with that weird cousin Snickers over there. Meanwhile, we’re stuck with the Skittles, which are basically M&M’s for people who like M&M’s to taste awful.”

Skittles: “Hey!”

Hershey’s: “Oh, stop it Skittles. You know it’s right. And it’s not like the Butterfinger and I down here are getting much love, either.”

Snickers: “So what happens if the next delivery comes and we’re still here?”

Butterfinger: “I’m sure all those bags of Doritos and whatnot will be all ‘We’re here to fill your machine but we won’t be staying long …’”

Snickers: “I mean to us. Do we stay?”

Skittles: “I think I heard someone say we get tossed in a box and taken away somewhere.”

All: “Oh … great …”


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