One or the other

Originally posted March 3, 2017. I don’t know if this establishment is still there, but the Knicks … well yeah, the Knicks are still terrible.

I was walking down the street in Manhattan today, when I saw an establishment that bills itself as a sports bar and gentlemen’s club.

I’m sorry, but I have to throw the flag here.

A sports bar AND gentlemen’s club? That’s not fair. Pick one … balls (of the sporting variety) or breasts.

Plus, imagine the confusion that could result if Tiffany (generic name I pulled out of the air, not meant to represent an actual exotic dancer) was about to start a set while the Knicks (generic name I pulled out of the air, not meant to represent an actual professional basketball team) had the ball with a chance to win?

I know … I know … the chances of this are slim because how often will the Knicks have a chance to win?

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