A grumpy customer and a Grumpy Cat

My boy Poopsie sent me this from Phil Kadner of the Chicago Sun-Times this morning.

“A hamburger does not have cheese. A hamburger with cheese is called a ‘cheeseburger.’ …

… “People who want cheese on their hamburgers should be forced to say, ‘I want a cheeseburger.’ I should not be required to say, ‘I want a hamburger, no cheese,’ or even answer a question such as, ‘Do you want cheese on your hamburger?’”

Poopsie knows me well, having heard, among other things, me exasperatedly explain that, no, a plain turkey sub does not mean I want lettuce, tomato, mayo or anything else to befoul the meat and bun I ask for.

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