Dear Mr. Elf —
I’m guessing when there aren’t a lot of shelves at the gym, you sit wherever you can, but I have to say, I think you’re barking up the wrong … towel dispenser.
I get that you’re trying to inspire us (or spook us, whatever works) to do a little more at the gym, but if you’re going to hang out, perhaps you should be trying to convince people who do most of their working out with their thumbs while scrolling on their phones to actually move some weights around and then get out of the way.
Just a suggestion.
Thanks.
A Silly Place 